A Huffington Post comment I had to share

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And as Jesus sat by the well, the townspeople came forth to him, and they were much wroth.

And with the townspeople there came also a woman, dragged there in the dust by the people.

"People, what do you want," Jesus asked them.

"Lord," the people said unto him, "This woman is evil and reviled by us all, and we wish to stone her, according to the law."

And with the people also were the chief priests and pharisees, to see how Jesus would make reply and take down evidence against him.

So Jesus spake unto them, "Amen, I say to you. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

And amongst the chief priests and pharisees there was much gnashing of teeth, for Jesus had given a wise answer.

And amongst the townspeople there was much scratching of heads and awkard shuffling of sandals in the dust, for yea, verily, the woman was evil.

And then spaketh up a young man, who though beardless was yet accounted by all to also be wise.

"But, Jesus, this is Michelle Malkin."

And the Lord spake unto them, saying...

"Give me a fucking rock."