And Now, Your Republi-Biblical Passage of the Day...

From Huffingtonpost.com, soothing words for troubled souls...

07.28.2005 Gene Stone
The 23rd Qualm
In case you haven't seen this one yet, it's slowly replacing other, more serious texts....

The 23rd Qualm

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days ofthy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.