Thank You Jesus for George W. Bush

I am SO glad that since we finally got the problems in education fixed, New Orleans re-built, the internal combustion engine replaced, our men and women back from Iraq, the spawning pools for Islamic Fundamentalism negated, the export of American jobs to the 3rd world turned around, the budget deficit paid off, and all those other problems that have so dogged us...that we can now finally take time to rid America of the scourge which makes every waking hour of every day so much less than it might otherwise be: the lack of a constitutional ban on gay marriage.

Thank God almighty that we have a man in the White House who can determine those problems which plague us worst, and find a way to solve every last one of them. Because in the final analysis, isn't the only question that matters:
Who Would Jesus Destroy?