A Funny Bush Joke
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas governor, George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Little Georgie Bush is just a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what do do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down.
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what do do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down.
posted by Gladmomma at 11:29 AM
1 Comments:
CIA guy Larry Johnson said on Stephanie's show that W & Cheney should be impeached for the Plame exposure. So let's help that turtle down.
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