At least we're worrying about the important stuff!

It's so heartening to see that our country is literally falling apart around us, but at least we're going after SpongeBob and the gay folks who are eroding all our values as we speak! Aarrgh! I feel so frustrated that this president cares nothing for what we're going through as a nation. He only wants to make it harder to live and work here! If I were gay, Muslim, poor, a Democrat, or overwhelmed with catastrophic medical bills, I would get the feeling that this is no longer my country, but instead, a new Soviet Union, where all our own neighbors want to do is point fingers and report us to the authorities for being different (wrong).